Who do the online quizzes say that I am?

Take the quiz: "What Celtic Diety are you?"

Taliesin
{tal-i-ess-in} (Welsh) Radiant Brow, aof Song; Chief of the Bards of the West; a poet. Patron of Druids, Bards, and minstrels; a shape-shifter. Writing, poetry; wisdom; wizards; Bards; music; knowledge; magic. A semi-mythical figure whose life has become deeply intertwined with the Divinities of the Celts. A book of his work exists, set down in the 13th century; several of the works within it are regarded as genuine. He figures in many tales, but chief among them is the story that he began as the boy Gwion, was asked by the Cauldron-Crone Cerridwen to watch the vessel in which she brewed a Knowledge potion, inadvertently tasted it himself, was pursued by her in a chase involving many shapeshifts, and was at length swallowed by Her, to be reborn nine months later as the Divine bard Taliesin.

Take the quiz: "Which Famous Knight of the Round Table are you?"

King Arthur
You are King Arthur! Noble and kind, and above all, fair, you know how to run people. However, someone in your life is not loyal to you and your love for their feelings could be a downfall. Don't let people get to you, and trust your instincts and heart.

Take the quiz: "Which Harry Potter House Should You Be In?"

Ravenclaw
Well done! You're in Ravenclaw! You're the smartest of the bunch and always have your wits about you. 'For Ravenclaw, the cleverest would always be the best...'

Take the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"
cocaine.
you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident.

Take the quiz: "Which Element do you align with?"

Earth
You are a being of Earth. You are full of common sense and good judgement, but you can be stubborn. You might love the outdoors best. Dionysis and Cernunnos watch over you.

Take the quiz: "Which Empire of history are you? (pics)"
British Empire
You're unique and haughty... a little hypocritical but intelligent, don't let your cruelty rule your personality

Take the quiz: "Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?"
Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

Take the quiz: "What Kind Of Weapon Are you?"

Sword
You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.

And, for my SCIO crew:
Take the quiz: "What ALIAS character are you?"
Marshall Flinkmann
There is a hidden genious in all of us, but as far as brains go, you take the cake. Though apart from your large cranium filled with next gen knowledge, you seem to be lacking a bit on the social front. Perhaps spending a little more time with real people and less in front of anything with wires is in order. Though you are doing better in the relationship department than most people in your office. A wife and child is something to be proud of, and they certainly are of you. As generous as they come, your quirky nature is loved by many.

....wow. Yeah. Big surprises all around. Weee....